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New comix!

Jun 062017

Article by Gostro

Greetings!
I'm still lagging behind with the blog posts updates but face it how many of ye peeps are actually intgerested in rough living tips?

So instead I bring you an update with two new comics!

-> One is from when the creator of Pepe the Frog sought to put that genie back in the bottle and unsurprisingly failed.

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-> The other one is based in the life and times of a certain famous neckbeard personality of the web-tubes...

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Well then, lads and lassies.
See you in the depths of the meat-space!

 

 

Bureaucrazies around the world

May 242016

French Bureaucracy:
"Je m'en fous."

Argentinian Bureaucracy:
"Bueno, don/doña.
Usted vera,este tramite normalmente cuesta una cantidad cosmica de dinero y suele estar listo alrededor del dia del arquero.
Pero resulta que mi turno casi se acaba y siempre voy al cafetin de la esquina,y capaz que por un vueltito de amigo puede que en una de esas me las ingenio para que pase algo y se acelere el asunto,guiño guiño?"

Spanish Bureaucracy:

"Mañana."

German Bureaucracy:

"HALT! Was? ...... Error 404: file not found."

American Bureaucracy:

"HELLO THIS IS A MACHINE MESSAGE FULL OF NUMBERS AND OPTIONS 
WITH THINGS THAT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE
AND WE'LL SPEAK REALLY SLOWLY BEFORE WE ACTUALLY
GET TO THE POINT IN THE HOPES THAT YOU HANG UP THE DAMN THING
BEFORE WE ACTUALLY TELL YOU THAT NO, YOU CAN'T SPEAK WITH
A HUMAN BEING BECAUSE THERE IS NONE; AT LEAST NONE WILLING TO
HEAR YOUR BREATH FOR MORE THAN HALF A NANOSECOND.AND IF YOU
STILL HAVEN'T PISSED OFF TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT;
CONGRATULATIONS! THIS MESSAGE ISN'T ENDING ANYTIME SOON
SO PLEASE CHECK OUR WEBSITE AND SEND US AN EMAIL WHICH
BY THE WAY WE HAVEN'T PUT IN SAID WEBSITE."

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