with me jumping rope like only true manwhores can and Supra working outwith her cosmic fitness band of Vicious torture ("Rubber smack" 1d6 special ranged attack,25% chance of lingering damage) when we spotted an unusal spotting in our spot...
(Rodent sensei not included)
A Turtle,and since it was not a tortoise we were surprised to see such a water elemental dweller in so dry a spot!
We picked it up,rehydrated it a bit and had to wait for my uninteresting jumprituals to finnish before we took the lil feller to a nearby river stream where we know the other Squirtles and Ninjas is shells inhabit:
pictured:Stream where other ninja & possible mutant wild life species inhabit
During this tenure,he or she or it became gradually more accustomed to us and didnt even mind a most jealous god of mischief in canine form.
Like Frogger ,but with turtles
As it plunged the most coveted stream,
our shelled friend came out popping its head in what we interpreted as a most emotive Good bye and/or probably a need to breathe and call us names in ancient omnian.
Pictured: A Happy Squirtle
Our story would have ended there and then already quite sunnily as we saw how it met and mingled with the other green panzered thingies and weird ducks,when we saw as we sat and relaxed by thatmost beautiful part of The Turia nothing less than an EIS VOGEL!
(we didnt have our camera ready so here is a stock picture)
Our duty done,and Loki anxious to leave his urinary mark,we strode into the sunset,proud heroes of turtley folk legends for ages to come!